March 2012
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I Hope Rick Santorum
ankh-the-odd:
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kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
Whoa hold on. I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
that crossed the line buddy
there are some things you just don’t say, ever.
Guys this joke’s gone too far.
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Reblog this if it applies to you. I am an...
the-final-horcrux:
Most of the time, even if you come to me, I still won’t tell you. =/
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Anonymous asked: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I want you to take your best shot at sexually... →
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jaredsasquatch:
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Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
“And some idiot locked us out of our hotel room - who turned out to be Benedict…”
– Steven Moffat, The Hound of Baskerville commentary #giant five year old (via moriartea)
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MARTIN: Douglas, I cannot help but notice you’ve filled the flight deck with orchids.
DOUGLAS: Yes. Yes, I have done that. Yes.
MARTIN: Are you about to propose to me?
DOUGLAS: It pains me to break your heart Martin, but no. These are for another man, a Finnish customs officer named Milo, to be exact.
MARTIN: And what does he have that I don’t have?
February 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego while barefoot.
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